Don’t Be a Bronta-snore-ous

Jurassic Perks Tee: Because Coffee is Prehistoric-Level Important

Our Jurassic Perks T-Shirt is what happens when dinosaurs discover good coffee and better vibes. Featuring a chill brontosaurus, two palm trees, and a neon sunrise worthy of a Lisa Frank time machine, this shirt is bold, nostalgic, and downright brew-tiful.

Why You’ll Love It

• Retro Meets Roast – Bright, 80s-inspired graphics on front and back: a laid-back dino island scene up front, and our bold “Don’t Be a Bronta-snore-ous” rally cry on the back.
• Comfort That Doesn’t Go Extinct – Made from 100% cotton jersey with a classic unisex fit, seamless double needle collar, and durable stitching that’ll outlast the Ice Age.
• Made Local, Worn Loud – Printed by our pals at The Rad Studio, a local print shop that puts love into every shirt (and uses eco-conscious processes too).
• Two Colours, One Vibe – Available in black or white. Both go great with jean jackets, Air Jordans, and your third cup of coffee.
• Fits Just Right – Sizes run true with a classic cut. Don’t see yours listed? No sweat - drop us a line and we’ll get it ordered for you.

Wake Up. Shirt Up. Dino On.

This tee isn’t just soft and wearable - it’s a mood. Whether you’re pulling espresso shots, chasing kids, or vibing at your local café, Jurassic Perks is here to bring the fun.

Perfect for coffee lovers, dino nerds, and anyone who refuses to fade into the background of the brunch crowd.

Grab yours today. And remember—don’t be a Bronta-snore-ous.