Welcome to The Zone

Where Caffeine Meets Pure 90s Sass

If you grew up watching slime-drenched TV intros and quoting your mom’s sassiest one-liners, The Zone Tee is basically your inner child’s dream come true. Bright, bold, and buzzing with retro energy, this shirt is what happens when coffee time gets a YTV-style glow-up.

Why You’ll Love It

• Two Backs, One Vibe – Choose between “You Snooze, You Lose” or “You’re Cruisin’ for a Brewin’” on the back - both peak mom energy, both absolute bangers.
• Made to Move (and Groove) – 100% cotton jersey with a classic unisex fit that feels great whether you're chasing kids, tunes, or another espresso.
• Colour Options as Loud as You Are – Go stealth mode in black or crank up the nostalgia with deep purple. Either way, you’re getting compliments.
• Locally Printed, Radically Cool – Made in collaboration with The Rad Studio, our go-to for eco-conscious screen printing and top-tier design vibes.
• Slime Not Included – But that PJ Phil-level energy? Oh, it’s there.

One Tee. Infinite Throwback Power.

This shirt isn’t just clothing - it’s a portal to your most chaotic, caffeinated self. Whether you're sipping Streets Ahead beans or channeling your inner 90s icon, The Zone has your back (literally).

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